Public resistance has compelled Senate Republicans to delay the Dontcare bill.

McConnell announced the intention to make changes in the bill. I expect they will shuffle the damage around, so that the new bill is equally harmful but in different ways.

Then they will announce the evils they have removed, downplay the replacement evils, and try again to ram it through before people can figure out how they shuffled it around.

At Skeptical Sports, Benjamin Morris (who was just hired at FiveThirtyEight) has an extensive series of posts about Dennis Rodman. The conclusion he arrives at after many graphs and a dozen different posts is that Dennis Rodman was probably way better at whatever it was that Dennis Rodman did than any other NBA player was at what they did over the past 25 years.

While there may be room for reasonable disagreement about his character, his sportsmanship, or how and whether to honor his accomplishments, my research and analysis has led me to believe -- beyond a reasonable doubt -- that Rodman is one of the most undervalued players in NBA history.

I admit to not reading the whole series, but the ramifications of Rodman being "the best 3rd-best player" in the history of the NBA by a wide margin laid out in the finale was fascinating:

"Well, it's not like he's as valuable as Michael Jordan, but he's the best 3rd-best player by a wider margin than Jordan was the best 1st-best player."

"So you're saying he was better than Michael Jordan."

"No, I'm not saying that. Michael Jordan was clearly better."

"OK, take a team with Michael Jordan and Dennis Rodman on it. Which would hurt them more, replacing Michael Jordan with the next-best primary scoring option in NBA history, or replacing Rodman with the next-best defender/rebounder in NBA history?"

"I'm not sure, but probably Rodman."

"So you're saying a team should dump Michael Jordan before it should dump Dennis Rodman?"

"Well, I don't know for sure, I'm not sure exactly how valuable other defender-rebounders are, but regardless, it would be weird to base the whole argument on who happens to be the 2nd-best player. I mean, what if there were two Michael Jordan's, would that make him the least valuable starter on an All-Time team?"

"Well OK, how common are primary scoring options that are in Jordan's league value-wise?"

"There are none, I'm pretty sure he has the most value."

"BALLPARK."

"I dunno, there are probably between 0 and 2 in the league at any given time."

"And how common are defender/rebounder/dirty workers that are in Rodman's league value-wise?"

"There are none."

"BALLPARK."

"There are none. Ballpark."

"So, basically, if a team had Michael Jordan and Dennis Rodman on it, and they could replace either with some random player 'in the ballpark' of the next-best player for their role, they should dump Jordan before they dump Rodman?"

"Maybe. Um. Yeah, probably."

"And I assume that this holds for anyone other than Jordan?"

"I guess."

"So say you're head-to-head with me and we're drafting NBA All-Time teams, you win the toss, you have first pick, who do you take?"

"I don't know, good question."

"No, it's an easy question. The answer is: YOU TAKE RODMAN. You just said so."

"Wait, I didn't say that."

"O.K., fine, I get the first pick. I'll take Rodman. . . Because YOU JUST TOLD ME TO."

"I don't know, I'd have to think about it. It's possible."

"So there you go, Dennis Rodman is the single most valuable player in NBA History. There's your argument."

I loved watching Rodman play when he was on the Bulls. (One of my early web efforts was The Dennis Rodman Hair Page, which used JavaScript to change Rodman's hair color.) The guy had such a weird role that he often seemed to be doing either the wrong thing or nothing. But the sheer number of rebounds and his defensive effort were hard to deny.

The discussion of Rodman's worth reminds me a bit of Rickey Henderson, another unconventional player and a favorite of my pal David, who is always saying Henderson doesn't get the credit he deserves as one of the best players of all time. (via @pieratt)

A mouse finds a cracker about his own size and thinks, "this is great, I'll be able to eat for a week!" But he can't quite get the cracker up and over the short ledge that leads back to his hole. But he doesn't give up that easily:

(via ★interesting)